You may have safety blitzes, but...

WE HAVE DANGEROUS BLITZES. That's right the steelers have created an entirely new position for this game called DANGEROUS BACKS. DGBs for short and their made of FIRE. Yup, fire, we aren't messing around this time. Also, they fart lasers and travel at the speed of light. So stop that hotshot, go ahead try to stop a fire ball traveling at 186, 000 mph. And don't bother me with your supposed 'Black-Hole-Backs', everyone knows that's just silly.