Friday, January 14, 2011

From the Good Reverend Dr. Burns...

(his blog post as transmitted by email)

Those covers are awesome....Now I know where the news industry is
putting its effort...cause it surely ain't the news.....

Jets Patriots..interesting match up....Cheater vs Cheater.....Let's
hope Billicheat doesn't break into Rex's office to steal the game plan
ahead of time (...you now....JetGate.....) And Rex can keep his
coaches from making tackles.....And I sure hope Brady doesn't get dirt
on his uniform...cause that would be a penalty against the Jets and
probably a fine....over protected pretty boy.....

And maybe the Steelers can keep Big Ben from raping a cheerleader at
Halftime. I am sure the Ravens will pull another prison yard move and
injure the rapist again. Cause they don't do well in prison..... and I
am hoping that Suggs and Lewis don't actually kill anyone....

Man, this feels like the all criminal AFC......And why does Vick do
jail time for dogfighting (not that he shouldn't do jail time) and Ben
gets a 6 gamer for Rape? Is this a white/black thing? Or maybe it is
just easier to pay of a young college girl than a bunch of dead
dogs....

So this counts as my blog.....I barely have the time to watch the
games with the demands of Neva....It is like all she does is eat shit
and sleep. Who knew that would be so time consuming? Is this all
babies or just female ones?

This Ravens Steelers match up I am sure will be a good one. they are
more or less the same team. And it has certainly turned into one of
the more interesting rivalries in the NFL. Especially if you like old
school football. These teams love to hate each other. And of
course..if you happen to be a Baltimoron....this rivalry is huge!
Thanks to restructuring of course....Shit, I used to love the Steelers
when I was a kid...but love can turn to hate so very easily...Cause I
used to love the Colts....Fuck the Colts! Don't even say that name in
my house!.

I know I am tired of the Steelers. They have pretty much owned the
Ravens since Horny Ben took over at QB..something Like 8-2? Yikes....

The Ravens are on their Flacco path...blow out the first team they
face (Miami, New England, KC)....but then they hit some old nemesis
like Pitt or the fucking Irsays (I am so glad the Colts lost
early....Hatred still runs high for those fuckers and their trailer
trash future HOF bitch boy QB). I think they are clicking...Hopefully
Cam will start dialing up some plays to actually use all of those
fucking
receivers! The Ravens should be uncoverable! Boldin Mason
Whoseyourmama Heap and Rice...you can't cover that...unless Cam is
calling the Plays.....

I can only hope this is the Ravens Year to finally get that ketchup
stained monkey of their back....And shove that terrible tampon right
up Cowhers chin....yeah I know he ain't the coach any more....but he
thought the Chiefs were going to blow out the Ravens last week..so
fuck him....And he still sounds like a Steelers coach when gravity
forces his chin to fall to the ground and his lips flap and noise
comes out. And just give Gruden and Cowher a fucking team already...I
am tired of them begging for one on the air all the time. Especially
Gruden....Christ,what a self-promoter.....

The Ravens are as healthy as they can be....and looking good...So all
can say is....

The Steelers will win Nevermore!

(That is from Poe for all those uneducated Steelers fans....you know
the writer/poet....he lived and died in Bmore...did lots of
opium...and wrote a poem called The Raven...that's where the team got
its name....)

Rise and Conquer!

(These are the names of the real Ravens you see on the Bmore sidelines)

Go Ravens! Dominate!

(That means I want the Ravens to win)

---The Reverend Dr
(That's me, Jay, because I am a doctor and a reverend)

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